Welcome to my home page on the Internet. Chances are very good you are here by mistake. There are many many pages here; but all are linked to directly and none are linked from this main page. However, you can see the current weather conditions here by looking at the figure on the right who looks, btw, nothing like me. In fact, with that oblong head and those massive eyes it looks a bit more like a X-Files alien than a human being, doesn't it?

If you're looking for me you can sometimes find me on aim or you can email me as I generally check my mail several times a day. You should know my email address and AIM ID, naturally.

You can also often find me on IRC, although I rarely talk there. If you're on the Nutter's mailing list (and really, looking at you, don't you think you should be?) you can find me there; as well as the associated IRC channel, #RamblingWaffles. [There are no links to these because, really, f you don't know, you shouldn't go there anyway.]